I was first exposed to them in an episode of Modern Family.
I never knew that they were actually real though. But apparently they are.
Which made me suddenly realize my purpose in life.
I was born to start a flash mob.
I was born to round up hundreds of people and do something weird with them.
And I'm going to do it.
Before I die, I WILL organize one.
And I want it to be really geeky.
Like something to do with Star Wars and lightsabers.
Because I'm cool like that.