tissues make me happy.

There's a saying out there that says how you can find happiness in the small, little things in life.
And today I found one.
On the description of a tissue box.

This is what it said:

The right touch to turn your day around. Whether you're stuck in a rough patch, feeling under the weather, or just in need of some extra kindness and care, KLEENEX Ultra Soft tissue will pamper you with indulgent softness that lifts your spirits and inspires a smile.

I seriously don't know if I should be amused by just how ridiculous and absurd this is, or impressed by the wordiness.
But the one thing I know is that's the most hardcore tissue description that I've ever seen.


And I can't believe that I just blogged about a tissue box.

teen romance novels.

Girl falls in love with Boy.
Girl is extremely average with dumb problems and low self esteem, so the book appeals to the female teenage crowd.
Boy is preferably a supernatural monster.
However, Boy is still sexy despite being a freak of nature.

Boy goes through some deep internal conflict and ends up falling in love with Girl.
But before anything serious happens, another boy falls in love with Girl.
Boy goes crazy with jealousy.

Stuff happens, several people die, and revelations are made.
Boy and Girl chase after each other a lot.
The hearts of the teenage girls melt.

But don't worry!
Everything is okay.
For in the end, Boy and Girl fall in love and get married and live happily ever after.
They have lots of mutated monster-baby kids together.