tag.

I was tagged by Zaynab and Ashley, therefore I felt obligated to do this.
Because they're cool and stuff.

01. Food: Burritos. I love Mexican food.
02. Color: That purple/blue color, I believe it's called Indigo.
03. Animal: Narwhals.
04. Sports Team: Green Bay Packers.
05. Dessert: Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate.
06. Artist/Singer/Band: My Chemical Romance.
07. Pair of Shoes: My slippers. I wear them everywhere.
08. Outfit: Anything comfy. Ideally, my hoodie and a nice pair of jeans.
09. Skinny Jeans: I own a few.
10. Brand: I like Post-It notes?
11. Perfume: The closest thing I come to wearing perfume is my deodorant.
12. Accessory: My supah kewl watch.
13. City: I really want to visit Guam. Which is a country. Not a city. My bad.
14. Hobby: Sleeping.
15. Beauty Product: Lotion. Heh.
16. Snack: Granola with milk.
17. Holiday: Halloween. Because I'm that loser who still trick-or-treats.
18. Movie: Gladiator and Lord of the Rings.
19. Song: Friday. Just kidding. Um, I'll have to go with Memories.
20. Guilty Pleasure: Cough drops. Yum.

I don't feel like tagging anyone.
Because I'm lazy.
And because I just came back from skiing and I have this massive goggle tan.
Which means my entire face is tan, except for the skin around my eyes.
And I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of it.
So yeah.
Do this if you want to.
Okay? Okay.

yikes.

I hate that awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and a random sex scene comes on.

lets get down to business.

Mulan is my life. And it took me until today to realize that.
How?

Because I knew all the lyrics to the "I'll Make a Man out of You" song.
All of them.
All of them.

Before you judge me, this was my absolute favorite movie when I was little. Most watched princess movies like Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast and all that jazz. But Mulan was just different.

That's love, right there.

It had it all. Ninja moves, a sassy dragon named Mushu, thrill, an awesome sountrack and hot guys.
Yes, I found Shang the army captain person mildly attractive when I was seven.
He was the major hunk of my life until I started liking real and non-Disney guys when I turned eleven.
My obsession was so complete that I was slightly jealous of Mulan.  But she was pretty awesome, so I forgave her.
And if I didn't, then Mushu would eat my face when I was sleeping.
So forgiveness was a win-win for me. 

It's also pretty dramatic. I admit to crying a few times during the movie.
Especially when Shang (*swoon*) found out she was a girl. And was all "A life for a life." and then leaving her.
You should know, that at a tender age of seven, I didn't understand how there weren't as many women rights as there was today. So quite frankly, I didn't get why Mulan dressed up as a guy, and why it was so awful that he found out. But all I knew and needed to know, was that it was sad.
Really sad.
Like burst-into-sniffling-tears sad.

I think I'm going to watch Mulan Two on YouTube now.


Shang > Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, Jacob Black, ect.  <3 Fi

i can has a dorky movie?

I saw Diary of a Wimpy Kid. As one of the many children out there, I was an avid fan of the books, and I couldn't wait for the movie. (I even got a book on the movie at my local grocery store. Don't judge me.)
So I saw it.

And it was one of those movies that are so insanely lame that it's laughing-so-hard-it-hurts-your-gut-and-stupidly-clapping-your-hands-like-a-seal funny. For one, the actors are extremely young, so they're acting skills aren't exactly polished to a shine. One of the sad scenes (When Rowley tells Greg that they're friendship is "over".) I busted out laughing because everything was so exaggerated. From the overly mourning, to the way Rowley stalks away, from the way Greg stood there, it was amazing.

Frankly, I was surprised at the outcome. I thought that it was going to be one of the movies that butchers the entire storyline of the book it's based on. <cough> Percy Jackson. <cough> But amazingly, it portrayed everything perfectly. So kudos to the director.

My favorite quote?

... and I heard the girls talking about how cute Bryce's butt is. I mean, how can a butt be cute? It's a butt. Bahahaha <3 Fi