indirectly speaking.

My parents bought me a Fitness for Dummies book.
Not quite sure what they're trying to say.

communication with my parents.

Parent: Fiona, are you doing drugs?
Me: No.
Parent: Fiona, do you watch porn?
Me: NO.
Parent: Fiona, are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Parent: Oh. Okay.

These daily check ups make me feel loved.

yikes.

I hate that awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and a random sex scene comes on.