Parent: Fiona, are you doing drugs? Me: No. Parent: Fiona, do you watch porn? Me: NO. Parent: Fiona, are you sexually active? Me: No. Parent: Oh. Okay.
These daily check ups make me feel loved.
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Hahahahhaha. The most I got from my parents on those topics was a book with pictures explaining sex and the body.
Ashley: Oh I got that book. From school. Sex ed in fifth grade? Twas fun.
Jodie-Ann: Psh, my parents are watching too many movies where the teens are going crazy and partying and having sex. Naturally they'd get super paranoid. =]
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Hahahahhaha. The most I got from my parents on those topics was a book with pictures explaining sex and the body.
LOL my parents don't ask me those questions. Haha! They just assume I'm not doing any of them(I'm not) and that they don't have to ask me.
Ashley: Oh I got that book. From school.
Sex ed in fifth grade? Twas fun.
Jodie-Ann: Psh, my parents are watching too many movies where the teens are going crazy and partying and having sex.
Naturally they'd get super paranoid. =]
/ l a u g h
iAlways like with things like this.
Dad: Who keeps moving my shoes/contacts ~?!
Me: iDid. I'm sorry iJust love them so much iHad to take them & try them on.
Mom: Ehh, do you safely use the internet ~?
Me: Umm. Well if putting naked pictures of myself online is safe.
: P Win.
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